What manner of egomaniac would create a website like this?

Jared Cameron

–  riding off into the sunset with neither dignity nor silence –  that’s who!

Canings

Whether a loving wife, a laid-back mother, a kindly aunt or a  saintly granny, put a cane or whip in their hand and — as if called by and ancient ancestral voice — they head for Jared… even if he’s perfectly innocent of any imaginable misdeed!