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What manner of egomaniac would create a website like this? |
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Jared Cameron |
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– riding off into the sunset with neither dignity nor silence – that’s who! |
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The wedding crasher
“We are going to have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that are so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.” |
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Always have your hair done before the wedding! |
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Offer to stand in for the groom at the rehearsal |
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Wear appropriate wedding attire |
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Hold out for a wrist corsage or tiara! |
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Tell brides what to expect on their wedding night |
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Try not to make the groom feel left out |
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Help kids welcome their new daddy |
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Make sure moms feel included |
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Always respect the ceremony’s religious significance |
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Never believe bridesmaids who promise to e-mail |
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God help the mister who comes between a bride and her sister |
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Always have your photo taken in compromising poses |
